November 29, 2011

You know you are seriously TTC when............

All us ladies have is trouble! They say laughter is the best medicine......and although it's hard for me to smile 99.9% of the time, this list I found made me chuckle. I'm sure we can all relate!

You know you are seriously TTC when...............

1) When someone asks you the date and you say it's "5dpo".

2)When you get up in the middle of the night with a bad dream and promptly put the thermometer in your mouth.

3)When in the lingerie section of a shopping mall you look at something and say "i think this should do the trick this time I Ovulate!"

4)When you keep digging the hpt's & opk's from the trash hour after hour just to check in case there is a second line even though you are supposed to read it within a time limit.

5) You feel guilty for wiping or dripping in the potty after doing the BD. Such a waste of spermies!!

6)When instead of cuddling up in bed after doing the BD, you have your legs sticking up in the air so the spermies can get in fast.

7) When you live in total fear of AF and are scared of goin to pee or poo after you do get knocked up!

8)When the month is divided into 3 phases:- Pre-O, Oing & post O instead of days and weeks.

9)When you daydream constantly of your baby shower,whether the baby will be a boy or a girl,and the attention you will get once your preggers.

10)When going to pee means a)Pull down pants b)Pee on a stick c)Hold pee d)Wait for the result e) See the results f)Empty bladder now g)Pull up pants


Diva Bud said...

This... is... AWESOME!!! I am totally guilty of a few of those. Thanks for the laugh :)


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