My letter to my Aunt

Dear AF,

Will you come or not come? Geez seriously this is not fun. I hate spotting. HATE HATE HATE it. I wish you would come full force if you are going to come at all. Honestly I wish you would go on vacation for about 9 months or so. Your maybe I will show up, maybe I won't show up crap is really upsetting me. I really hate this. Ugh you piss me off.

That's all.

Sincerely yours,

Obsessive Bud